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Camilla In Affair With Peter Andre
Camilla, now the Duchess of Cornwall, has been taking advantage of her new celebrity status by having an affair with Peter Andre.
Andre, engaged to fellow I'm a Celebrity contestant Jordan, has denied the affair.
Camilla is aware that Prince Charles, having got away with one divorce, cannot afford another one, as it would seriously dent his ambition to be King.
It is rumoured that Camilla is keen to exploit this fact. She has been requesting interviews with all the major celebrity trash magazines, to talk about her "passionate affair".
Jordan has shrugged off Camilla's claims, stating that Peter has more taste than to date "some old posh bird" from the Royal Family. "He knows I've got more class - we use premium quality bog roll."
Victoria Beckham has hit back by revealing that Camilla is pregnant with husband David's baby.
