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Mika: Life In Cartoon Motion

This is the debut album from Lebanese nancy-boy Mika. Life maybe a cartoon for the singer-songwriter, but he may as well have named this record "An Audition For Radiohead" or "Please Can I Sing Backing Vocals On Radiohead's New Album" or "I Love Radiohead Even More Than My New Boyfriend". Unfortunately for him, he's far far far too ugly to even be in the same room as the great band themselves. Oh well. Buy this at your own risk.

Other Reviews...

2008-06-29: Glastonbury
2007-10-10: Radiohead: In Rainbows
2006-08-15: Christina Aguilera: Back To Basics
2006-07-10: Thom Yorke: The Eraser
2006-07-03: Muse: Black Holes And Revelations
2006-05-01: Snow Patrol: Eyes Open
2005-06-06: Coldplay: X&Y

Cartoon

Death approaches 10 Downing Street... "He's here Prime Minister...", calls the police constable on the door.

Sukudo

Simply add one of the digits from 1 to 9 to each cell in the grid above, so that every square, row, and column contains one of each digit, with no duplicates. Have fun!

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