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Music ReviewsThis is the debut album from Lebanese nancy-boy Mika. Life maybe a cartoon for the singer-songwriter, but he may as well have named this record "An Audition For Radiohead" or "Please Can I Sing Backing Vocals On Radiohead's New Album" or "I Love Radiohead Even More Than My New Boyfriend". Unfortunately for him, he's far far far too ugly to even be in the same room as the great band themselves. Oh well. Buy this at your own risk.
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