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Music ReviewsThis is the debut album from Lebanese nancyboy Mika.
Life maybe a cartoon for the singer-songwriter, but he may as well have named this record An Audition For Radiohead, or Please Can I Sing Backing Vocals On Radiohead's New Album, or I Love Radiohead Even More Than My New Boyfriend.
Unfortunately for him, he's far, far too ugly to even be in the same room as the great band themselves.
Oh well. Buy this at your own risk.
Simply read the word written in the grid above out loud and you will probably make someone cross. Have fun!
Your mate will discover that you've been sleeping with his wife. He will violently assault you before going on a drunken binge and getting arrested.
Hi there. As you may have noticed, I am a celebrity. My face is familiar to you and the artistic pursuits which made me famous are likely to have brought you a limited amount of pleasure.
Although I already have more money than I need to live comfortably, I have decided to earn lots more money I don't need by trying to sell you something that you don't need and help increase the profits of a corporation that is already very profitable.
As someone who is both familiar and friendly, I am well placed to make this product appear more appealing to you. I don't mind taking time away from my artistic pursuits to do this because I am vacant inside and will do almost anything for money.
Appearing on television yet more is also a further boost for my massive ego.
So I hope you don't mind my additional unexpected intrusion into your life, but apart from the money and the narcissism, I do genuinely believe that this is an useful product. Although you don't need it and it will cost you more money than you can reasonably afford, I still think you should buy it.
Don't let the fact that it is an useless piece of crap you could buy second-hand on eBay for half the price dissuade you from buying it right now by calling this premium-rate phone number.
And don't forget that I am someone familiar to you, who is good looking and has brought you joy. You look up to me, I can sense it. This is why you should trust me that this product really is worth buying.
Honest.
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