Middlesborough destroyed by Mick Foley...
Music ReviewsWho does this guy think he is, the lead singer of Radiohead? He comes along here with his debut album, starts playing the piano, half closes an eye and boom! We have yet another Radiohead impressionist on the airwaves. Give us a break. There's only one man allowed to play the piano in the music industry today and it certainly isn't this Yorke fella, whoever he is.
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A suicidal milkman will distract your attention from the road this week and the subsequent car crash will write-off the new BMW you bought earlier that day.
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