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Muse: Black Holes And Revelations

The Devonshire trio are back with their eagerly awaited fourth album, Black Holes and Revelations. What Matt Bellamy and co. have successfully managed to achieve with this latest release is to completely and utterly rip off Radiohead for an incredible fourth consecutive occasion.

As if three albums of melodramatic Radiohead parody weren't enough, Bellamy has decided to emphatically take the piss on such songs as "Starlight" by playing the piano and guitar simultaneously whilst whaling like an eight year-old choir girl on acid. Give it up Muse: if you like Radiohead so much just do what the rest of us do and go to one of their damn gigs.



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