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We, here at The Taxman, would like to introduce our resident music man who has kindly reviewed a selection of the latest LP recordings.

Coldplay: X&Y

Coldplay are back after three years with third album, X&Y. After selling millions of copies of their previous albums, topping the charts on both sides of the Atlantic, headlining festivals and selling out world tours, Coldplay have done it again with X&Y - yes, they still sound like Radiohead. That they do it to an almost satisfactory standard is creditable.

Piano, guitar, drums, political lyrics, the moral high ground - it's all here. "Square One" shall be their "Paranoid Android" while "Speed Of Sound" continues where "Karma Police" left off. We award seven out of ten for effort. If you can't wait for the next Radiohead album you could do better than purchase this, but at least it wouldn't be a complete waste of the cash you earned at your boring office job.



Cartoon

Death approaches 10 Downing Street...  "He's here Prime Minister...", calls the police constable on the door.

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Sukudo

A sukudo puzzle for you to complete!

Simply add any digit between 1 and 9 to each cell in the grid above, until each row and column is full of soul-destroying, mindless tedium. Have fun!

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Gemini

This week you will be woken by the sound of a smashing window and discover there is an intruder in your house. The burglar is surprisingly quick to flee, equipped as he is with no weapon, but your decision to chase him will result in you being run over by a milk float.

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