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Don't just sit there. Get off your lazy, fat arse and help us, here at The Taxman, to save the fucking world.

So says Edmund Burke:

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing."

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Still sat there? To fat to stand up? The least you can do is dip into these nuggets of knowledge. You only have to lift a finger.

So says Martin Luther King:

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

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The following individuals, movements, organisations or musical entities have either collaborated with, assisted or inspired The Taxman in its work. We are eternally grateful to them.

"Ours are the most fortunate generations that have ever lived. Ours might also be the most fortunate generations that ever will. We inhabit the brief historical interlude between ecological constraint and ecological catastrophe."

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The pen is mightier than the sword, and The Taxman is grateful for the way these works have shaped our political conscience, proposed fresh ideas and informed us further of the world's ills.



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A pile of money burns fiercely. A voice pronounces: "We'll call it renewable energy..."

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Sukudo

A Sukudo puzzle for you to complete!

Simply add any digit between 1 and 9 to each cell in the grid above, until each row and column is full of soul-destroying, mindless tedium. Have fun!

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Pisces

A piece of bad fortune will come your way this week as an unlucky combination of a broken alarm clock and a traffic jam makes you miss a very important meeting at work. Your boss takes an unusually unsympathetic view of this as he will have been assaulted earlier that day and subsequently decides to fire you on the spot.

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