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Don't just sit there. Get off your lazy, fat arse and help us, here at The Taxman, to save the fucking world.

So says Edmund Burke:

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing."

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The following individuals, movements, organisations or musical entities have either collaborated with, assisted or inspired The Taxman in its work. We are eternally grateful to them.

"Ours are the most fortunate generations that have ever lived. Ours might also be the most fortunate generations that ever will. We inhabit the brief historical interlude between ecological constraint and ecological catastrophe."

"I don't respect the idea that a man was born of a virgin, walked on water and rose from the dead... I don't respect the idea that the West Bank was handed to Jews by God and the Palestinians should be bombed or bullied into surrendering it. I don't respect the idea that we may have lived before as goats, and could live again as woodlice... When you demand 'respect', you are demanding we lie to you. I have too much real respect for you as a human being to engage in that charade."

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The pen is mightier than the sword, and the following works are leading the way. The Taxman is again grateful for the way they have shaped our political conscience, proposed fresh ideas and informed us further of the world's ills.

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A selection of websites that The Taxman would like to hereby recommend for general education and informative purposes.



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A rowing-boat passes through a submerged London.  'I still think this "global warming" is a conspiracy...', remarks one passenger...

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Sukudo

A sukudo puzzle for you to complete!

Simply add any digit between 1 and 9 to each cell in the grid above, until each row and column is full of soul-destroying, mindless tedium. Have fun!

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Gemini

This week you will be woken by the sound of a smashing window and discover there is an intruder in your house. The burglar is surprisingly quick to flee, equipped as he is with no weapon, but your decision to chase him will result in you being run over by a milk float.

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