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News: Fat Cats Lose Fight To Occupy City Of London
The British people have won their High Court bid to evict occupying kleptocrats from the City of London.
Laundering businessmen of the City, who protect the interests of the wealthy elite through an unaccountable plutocracy and a coterie of security personnel, have been squatting on our land since the 12th Century.
More...News: Businessmen 'Will Fly Around On Oats'
A new Orbital Astronomical Train (Oat) will be built to whizz businessmen around the Earth at 2,500mph, in a bid to make them all go away.
Eventually, Oat will extend far enough to dump office-type people on the Moon, but for the first century of its operation passengers will have to make do with the mediocrity of a perpetual geosynchronous orbit.
More...Features: It's not the Scots who want to destroy Great Britain
David Cameron and his coalition government are doing everything within their power to destroy the British state.
The Conservative Party hate the idea of a big, overarching government providing lots of useful public services, and since winning back power two years ago they have pursued every avenue they could find in order to scale down the state's ambitions.
More...Weather: It's great living a life of excess without worry to the consequences
I tell you what, I'm so glad climate change has stopped and there isn't going to be an apocalypse any more. Boy, did I celebrate this reprieve in style over Christmas.
First, I bought some shares in British Petroleum. Then, and get this right, I left my heating on max all day even though I was in Chipping Norton shooting pigeons. Ha! Here's your seven-day forecast.
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