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News: Calls for Inquiry Into Iraq Inquiry
Campaigners have called for an inquiry to hear evidence that the Iraq War Inquiry is illegal and should not be taking place.
Nothing has yet been discovered about the war which was not already bleeding fucking obvious to a blindfolded monkey, while the key protagonists of the atrocity have been subjected to nothing more than a severe armpit tickling.
More...Weather: The end of the world starts here
I can't believe what's happening to me. Gone are the fast women, the fast cars and the fast food. I've started recycling, gardening and celibacy. Okay, well, I only started the latter this morning after a nasty experience with a Russian hooker, but you catch my drift. I've changed.
Whatever you say about Copenhagen, it was an historic moment. One I'll remember forever. And now that I've seen the error of my gluttonous ways, I'm not going to let an email scandal and a few dodgy scientists get me down. The end of the world starts here.
More...News: Arms Dealer Admits Putting Profits Before Death
The beleaguered weapons manufacturer, BAE Systems, has finally admitted that it places the pursuit of profit above other "noble aims" such as war, genocide and lowering child mortality rates.
The admission comes a week after BAE was ordered to pay out £285 million in sanctions for its corruption and bribery in arms deals over three decades - nearly 14 percent of its £2 billion annual profits and a penalty likely to put a massive dent in the champagne budget for the AGM.
More...Music: Simon Cowell: Helping Haiti
What? What's this? Simon Cowell is doing something selfless? Out of the goodness of his heart? What?
Surely, there must be some mistake. This can't possibly be a not-for-profit charity single in aid of the Haiti earthquake fund. This is a Simon Cowell project.
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