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		<title>News: Fat Cats Lose Fight To Occupy City Of London</title>
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		<title>News: Businessmen 'Will Fly Around On Oats'</title>
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		<title>Features: It's not the Scots who want to destroy Great Britain</title>
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		<title>Weather: It's great living a life of excess without worry to the consequences</title>
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		<title>News: Volcano To House Goldman Sachs Office</title>
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		<title>Music: David Goo Variety Band: World Domination</title>
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		<title>Features: Caught in the middle</title>
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		<title>News: Planet No Longer Warming</title>
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		<title>News: Government Vision for Greenless Britain</title>
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		<title>News: Euro Leaders Solve Capitalism With 'More Capitalism'</title>
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		<title>Features: One day all of this could be yours</title>
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		<title>News: Fake Story Was Written By Illegal Immigrant, Claims Paul Dacre</title>
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		<title>Weather: This British spring is an absolute scorcher</title>
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		<title>News: Obama Joins Liberal Democrats</title>
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		<title>News: Memorial Service for 9/11 Survivors Who Endured Last Ten Years</title>
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		<title>Music: Mercury Music Prize 2011</title>
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		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Features: Who's cheating whom?</title>
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		<description>Feature at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Rioters 'Shit Scared' Of Going To Prison, Vow To Behave From Now On</title>
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		<title>News: African Sorrow for Global Fiscal Woes</title>
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		<title>News: Badgers Agree To Cull Humans In Bid To Stop Spread Of Idiocy</title>
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		<title>News: Oil Firms Slam Gaddafi On Human Rights</title>
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		<title>News: Reading Daily Express Causes Brain Failure</title>
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		<title>Weather: Fuck the government, fuck you all</title>
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		<title>News: Doctors To Spend NHS Budget On Lobbying for Euthanasia</title>
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		<title>News: Celebrities Agree Truce With Media, But We Know Nothing</title>
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		<title>News: Cameron Asks Clegg To Resign</title>
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		<title>Feature: Britain lives or dies by its decision today</title>
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		<title>News: Nothing At All Happening In the World Right Now, Confirms British Media</title>
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		<title>News: Refugees Fleeing Torture 'Wimps'</title>
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		<title>News: &quot;From Now On, We Only Employ Murderers,&quot; Orders Fox</title>
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		<title>Weather: I've submitted an application form to Dragon's Den</title>
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		<title>News: Back To the Eighties</title>
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		<title>Feature: Our freedom has been hijacked</title>
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		<title>News: BBC Denies Bias Towards the Truth</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2011-02-28.php</link>
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		<title>News: Blair Placed On 'Gardening Leave' From Middle East Peacemaking Job</title>
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		<title>News: Nation In Shock As Politicians Use Words 'Yes' and 'No'</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2011-02-19.php</link>
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		<title>News: Wikileaks Cables: US Mocked Over Failure To Censor Wikileaks Cables</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2011-02-11.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Music: Take That: Progress</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2011-01-28.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Bastard Bankers Beaten By British Backslap</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2011-01-12.php</link>
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		<title>News: Rail Bosses Devise Innovative New Way To Delay Trains</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2010-12-30.php</link>
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		<title>Weather: Holy shit, it's snowing! In winter!</title>
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		<title>Feature: Where the fuck do they think they're going?</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2010-12-12.php</link>
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		<title>News: An Irish Government Asks a British Government for More Money...</title>
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		<title>News: Students To Be Assaulted By Ministers Daily</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2010-11-06.php</link>
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		<title>Weather: I'm quietly formulating a plan to save the world</title>
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		<title>Feature: We predict a riot</title>
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		<description>Feature at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Tragedy Strikes Stabbing Contest</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2010-10-07.php</link>
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		<title>News: Clegg's &quot;Sorrow&quot; for Cuts Abuse Victims</title>
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		<title>Music: Skunk Anansie: Wonderlustre</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2010-09-16.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Global Warming Is a Conspiracy, Admit World's Scientists, Governments, Media, Clever People</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2010-08-29.php</link>
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		<title>News: Cameron Bald Patch 'Should Definitely Not Be Used As a Metaphor'</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2010-08-10.php</link>
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		<title>News: War On Truth</title>
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		<title>News: BP Plugs Oil Leak With £50 Notes</title>
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		<title>Music: Feeder: Renegades</title>
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		<title>Weather: I don't need to know the offside rule to know that this World Cup has been fucking hijacked</title>
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		<title>News: Gaza Doesn't Exist and Neither Does Your Mother, IDF Spokesperson Claims</title>
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		<title>Feature: Lies, damned lies and a Liberal Con</title>
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		<title>News: Murdoch Orgasm Stains British Conscience</title>
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		<title>News: General Election FAIL</title>
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		<title>News: Third TV Leaders' Debate To Be Staged Inside 16ft Steel Cage</title>
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		<title>News: Cameron Asks Britain Out for Dinner</title>
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		<title>Feature: Give us our country back</title>
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		<title>News: Calls for Inquiry Into Iraq Inquiry</title>
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		<title>Weather: The end of the world starts here</title>
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		<title>News: Arms Dealer Admits Putting Profits Before Death</title>
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		<title>Music: Simon Cowell: Helping Haiti</title>
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		<title>News: IMF Vows To Make Haitians Pay for Their Suffering</title>
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		<title>News: Dubai Ruler Says New Skyscraper &quot;Bigger Than My Cock&quot;</title>
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		<title>News: World Leaders Finally Agree To Destroy Planet</title>
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		<title>Weather: I have seen the future</title>
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		<title>Feature: Change the system, not the climate</title>
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		<title>News: One-In-1000 Year Events Now Happening Every Friday</title>
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		<title>Music: Cheryl Cole: 3 Words</title>
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		<title>Weather: How the hell do you poison a vegan?</title>
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		<title>News: Colourful Language Not Welcome On Our Fascist TV Programmes, Says BBC</title>
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		<title>Feature: The idiot's guide to public spending cuts</title>
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		<title>News: Old People More Likely To Die</title>
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		<title>News: Obama Thinks Americans Can Go Shove Their Healthcare</title>
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		<title>Music: Arctic Monkeys: Humbug</title>
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		<title>Feature: The end need not be nigh</title>
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		<title>News: War On Peace</title>
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		<title>News: Daily Mail Full Of Rubbish</title>
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		<title>Music: RIP Michael Jackson</title>
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		<title>News: Wind Turbine Objectors Okay With Pylons, PVC Conservatories, Deforestation, More</title>
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		<title>News: The Telegraph Files: Reporters' Shoddy Journalism Techniques Revealed</title>
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		<title>Weather: We'll all be subconsciously inclined to leave the TV on standby</title>
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		<title>News: Goodwin's Children Behind Latest Hate Campaign</title>
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		<title>Feature: In the interest of keeping us poor</title>
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		<title>News: Bush Passes Presidential Assassination Bill</title>
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		<title>Feature: Is this the end?</title>
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		<title>News: Israel Invades Poland</title>
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		<title>News: Queen Insecure About Living In Palace</title>
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		<title>Weather: I'm freezing my fucking balls off</title>
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		<title>News: Christmas Cancelled</title>
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		<title>Feature: From tonight, America no longer dines in hell</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2008-11-05.php</link>
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		<title>News: Government Strike Multi-Quadrillion Pound Deal With Devil</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-10-11.php</link>
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		<title>News: Credit Crunch Not As Good As Other Breakfast Cereals</title>
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		<title>News: GCSE Exams Now Easier Than Writing Headlines</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-08-21.php</link>
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		<title>Weather: Apparently, the word 'smog' is an acronym for Sado-Masochistic Olympic Games</title>
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		<title>News: Rich Nations Agree On Climate Disagreement</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-07-12.php</link>
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		<title>News: Mugabe 'Not Evil Enough'</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-07-03.php</link>
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		<title>Music: Glastonbury 2008</title>
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		<title>News: Police Lock-up Civil Liberty, Throw Away Key</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-06-15.php</link>
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		<title>News: What Cyclone? Ask Burmese Junta</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-05-16.php</link>
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		<title>News: Immigration Key Driver Of Emigration</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-05-01.php</link>
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		<title>News: Torch-Snatching To Become Olympic Sport</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-04-20.php</link>
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		<title>Weather: What do you mean, you want to know what the weather's going to be like?</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2008-04-12.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Feature: Law-abiding citizens can be arseholes too</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2008-04-07.php</link>
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		<title>News: Obama Shot JFK, Claims Clinton</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-02-29.php</link>
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		<title>News: Shell Oils To Fuel Cash-Burning Power Station</title>
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		<title>News: Transport Secretary To Humanely Kill Billions Of People</title>
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		<title>Weather: That global warming thing can't happen quick enough</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2007-11-17.php</link>
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		<title>News: High Court Rules 2+2=4 'May Not Be Correct'</title>
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		<title>Music: Radiohead: In Rainbows</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2007-10-10.php</link>
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		<title>News: Mindless Thugs Rebuild Community Centre</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-09-14.php</link>
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		<title>Feature: The man who killed himself</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2007-09-05.php</link>
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		<title>News: Diana Died Ten Years Ago</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-08-31.php</link>
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		<title>News: Climate Change Protestors' Al-Qaeda Plot</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-08-21.php</link>
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		<title>News: Heavy Rain Blamed for Summer Floods</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-07-31.php</link>
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		<title>Weather: I don't care what my psychologist says, I hate bloody rain</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2007-07-28.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Feature: An ode to Tony Blair</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2007-06-19.php</link>
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		<title>Weather: Shoot me in the knee caps - anything but more rain</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2007-05-26.php</link>
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		<title>News: Missing Child 'Still Missing'</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-05-19.php</link>
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		<title>News: BNP Leader Apologises for Abolishing Slavery</title>
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		<title>Weather: I hope you're insured, because tornadoes will be flattening your house</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2007-03-24.php</link>
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		<title>News: Suspicious Circumstances Surrounding Conspiracy Theorist's Death</title>
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		<title>Music: Mika: Life In Cartoon Motion</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2007-02-05.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Weather: When's the next plane to Mali?</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2007-01-20.php</link>
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		<title>News: Tony Blair Mauled By Pitbull Terrier</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-01-05.php</link>
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		<title>News: Chavez Vows To Fight &quot;First World&quot; Poverty</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-12-03.php</link>
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		<title>News: Osama Bin Laden Gives Himself Up</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-11-27.php</link>
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		<title>News: Top Gear's Clarkson Run Down By Speeding 'Super Car'</title>
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		<title>News: Rumsfeld Appointed As New Attack Secretary</title>
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		<title>News: Parole Officer Dismayed At Prisoner's Refusal To Reoffend</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-10-30.php</link>
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		<title>News: Fashion Victim Cautioned for Wearing Sunglasses On Overcast Day</title>
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		<title>News: North Korea Launches Nuclear Prank Warhead</title>
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		<title>News: US School Children To Be Issued With Firearms</title>
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		<title>News: Bush Plot To Oust Schwarzenegger Foiled After Arnie Kills All the Bad Guys</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-09-05.php</link>
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		<title>Music: Christina Aguilera: Back To Basics</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2006-08-15.php</link>
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		<title>News: Bush Declares War On Mars</title>
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		<title>News: Alarm Clocks 'Bad for Your Health'</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-07-30.php</link>
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		<title>Weather: Heavens above, why do you curse us with this rain?</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2006-07-22.php</link>
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		<title>Music: Thom Yorke: The Eraser</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2006-07-10.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Music: Muse: Black Holes And Revelations</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2006-07-03.php</link>
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		<title>Music: Snow Patrol: Eyes Open</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2006-05-01.php</link>
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		<title>News: Blair and Brown In Fly On the Wall Shocker</title>
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		<title>News: Yesterday On the London Stock Market</title>
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		<title>Feature: RIP democracy</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2006-01-21.php</link>
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		<title>News: Government Cuts NHS</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-01-03.php</link>
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		<title>News: International Disaster Kills Tens Of Millions</title>
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		<title>Feature: Spot the terrorist!</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2005-10-19.php</link>
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		<title>News: Bush Declares War On the Atlantic Ocean</title>
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		<title>Feature: Global warming: now we're all losing our cool</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2005-09-22.php</link>
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		<title>News: 24-Hour Drinking: Zero Smoking</title>
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		<title>Music: Coldplay: X&amp;Y</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2005-06-06.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Tony Blair and Michael Howard Given Detention</title>
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		<title>News: Old Lady, 103, Given ASBO</title>
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		<title>News: Binge Drinking Is To Blame</title>
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		<title>News: Queen Revealed As Big Brother Contestant</title>
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		<title>News: Bush Declares War On Kyrgyzstan</title>
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		<title>News: Prescott: He Deserved To Die</title>
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