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	<title>The Taxman | Latest Taxman Articles</title>
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		<title>News: Queen Insecure About Living In Palace</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-12-30.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Weather: I'm freezing my fucking balls off</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2008-12-27.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Christmas Cancelled</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-11-28.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Feature: From tonight, America no longer dines in hell</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2008-11-05.php</link>
		<description>Feature at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Government Strike Multi-Quadrillion Pound Deal With Devil</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-10-11.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Credit Crunch Not As Good As Other Breakfast Cereals</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-09-18.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: GCSE Exams Now Easier Than Writing Headlines</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-08-21.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Weather: Apparently, the word smog is an acronym for sado-masochistic olympic games</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2008-08-09.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Rich Nations Agree On Climate Disagreement</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-07-12.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Mugabe "Not Evil Enough"</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-07-03.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Music: Glastonbury 2008</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2008-06-29.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Police Lock-up Civil Liberty, Throw Away Key</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-06-15.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: What Cyclone? Ask Burmese Junta</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-05-16.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Immigration Key Driver Of Emigration</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-05-01.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Torch-Snatching To Become Olympic Sport</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-04-20.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Weather: What do you mean, you want to know what the weather's going to be like?</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2008-04-12.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Feature: Law-abiding citizens can be arseholes too</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2008-04-07.php</link>
		<description>Feature at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Obama Shot JFK, Claims Clinton</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-02-29.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Shell Oils To Fuel Cash-Burning Power Station</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2008-02-03.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Transport Secretary To Humanely Kill Billions Of People</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-11-27.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Weather: That global warming thing can't happen quick enough</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2007-11-17.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: High Court Rules 2+2=4 "May Not Be Correct"</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-10-18.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Music: Radiohead: In Rainbows</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2007-10-10.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Brown Unveils Nuclear Holocaust Plan</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-09-25.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Mindless Thugs Rebuild Community Centre</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-09-14.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Feature: The man who killed himself</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2007-09-05.php</link>
		<description>Feature at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Diana Died 10 Years Ago</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-08-31.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Climate Change Protestors' Al-Qaeda Plot</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-08-21.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Heavy Rain Blamed for Summer Floods</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-07-31.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Weather: I don't care what my psychologist says, I hate bloody rain</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2007-07-28.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Feature: An ode to Tony Blair</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2007-06-19.php</link>
		<description>Feature at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Weather: Shoot me in the knee caps - anything but more rain</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2007-05-26.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Missing Child "Still Missing"</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-05-19.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: BNP Leader Apologises for Abolishing Slavery</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-04-07.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Weather: I hope you're insured, because tornadoes will be flattening your house</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2007-03-24.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Suspicious Circumstances Surrounding Conspiracy Theorist's Death</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-02-21.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Music: Mika: Life In Cartoon Motion</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2007-02-05.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Feature: RIP democracy</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2007-01-21.php</link>
		<description>Feature at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Weather: When's the next plane to Mali?</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2007-01-20.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Tony Blair Mauled By Pit Bull Terrier</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2007-01-05.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Chavez Vows To Fight "First World" Poverty</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-12-03.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Osama Bin Laden Gives Himself Up</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-11-27.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Top Gear's Clarkson Run Down By Speeding "Super Car"</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-11-15.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Rumsfeld Appointed As New Attack Secretary</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-11-10.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Parole Officer Dismayed At Prisoner's Refusal To Reoffend</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-10-30.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Fashion Victim Cautioned for Wearing Sunglasses On Overcast Day</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-10-21.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: North Korea Launches Nuclear Prank Warhead</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-10-11.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: US School Children To Be Issued With Firearms</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-10-03.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Bush Plot To Oust Schwarzenegger Foiled After Arnie Kills All The Bad Guys</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-09-05.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Music: Christina Aguilera: Back To Basics</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2006-08-15.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Bush Declares War On Mars</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-08-07.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Alarm Clocks "Bad For Your Health"</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-07-30.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Weather: Heavens above, why do you curse us with this rain?</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/weather/2006-07-22.php</link>
		<description>Weather forecast at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Music: Thom Yorke: The Eraser</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2006-07-10.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Music: Muse: Black Holes And Revelations</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2006-07-03.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Music: Snow Patrol: Eyes Open</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2006-05-01.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Blair And Brown In Fly On the Wall Shocker</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-04-29.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Yesterday On the London Stock Market</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-01-25.php</link>
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		<title>News: Government Cuts NHS</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2006-01-03.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: International Disaster Kills Tens Of Millions</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2005-12-09.php</link>
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		<title>Feature: Spot the terrorist!</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2005-10-19.php</link>
		<description>Feature at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Bush Declares War On the Atlantic Ocean</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2005-09-29.php</link>
		<description>News headline at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>Feature: Global warming: now we're all losing our cool</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/features/2005-09-22.php</link>
		<description>Feature at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: 24-Hour Drinking: Zero Smoking</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2005-08-23.php</link>
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		<title>Music: Coldplay: X&amp;Y</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/music/2005-06-06.php</link>
		<description>Music review at The Taxman</description>
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		<title>News: Camilla In Affair With Peter Andre</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2005-05-03.php</link>
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		<title>News: Tony Blair &amp; Michael Howard Given Detention</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2005-01-20.php</link>
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		<title>News: Old Lady, 103, Given ASBO</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2004-12-27.php</link>
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		<title>News: Binge Drinking Is To Blame</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2004-08-28.php</link>
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		<title>News: Queen Revealed As Big Brother Contestant</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2004-05-23.php</link>
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		<title>News: Bush Declares War On Kyrgyzstan</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2004-04-12.php</link>
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		<title>News: Prescott: He Deserved To Die</title>
		<link>http://www.the-taxman.co.uk/news/2001-06-06.php</link>
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