Taxman Features
An ode to Tony Blair
The Taxman remembers when you first took office,
There you were, grinning from ear to ear,
We never trusted you, but everyone deserves a chance,
You took us out of a right Toried mess, and into you own wicked world,
The book was still open, right up until the day,
When the devil took his residence.
You were with him from day one,
When he rejected Kyoto, you said okay,
When he let the bombers hit the buildings, you said okay,
When he blamed a whole religion, you said okay,
When he went merrily to war, you offered the UK,
And we've been bleeding ever since.
But that was just the half of it.
We were in a right bloody mess,
Your people needed you,
But you led them astray,
Lying, deceiving,
Getting your own wicked way.
We saw the whites of your eyes,
We knew you were up to no good.
Then the bombers came to town,
And it was you who lit their fuse, further fueling your lust for war.
War,
War,
War.
One final chance of redemption, passed you by like a breeze,
Well done,
Well done,
Well done.
Now we've had enough of you sleeze,
So you can fuck off to hell,
Where you'll meet the American kid.
We won't forget what you did.
