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Features: From tonight, America no longer dines in hell
Four years ago, we, here at The Taxman, woke up to a nightmare. Tonight, we dare to dream.
More...News: Government Strike Multi-Quadrillion Pound Deal With Devil
The British government have moved to ease credit-flow problems in Hell by handing Satan £666,000,000,000,000 (666 trillion) in cash, with a further £6,000,000,000,000,000 (six quadrillion) available by postal order.
The much-anticipated pact with the Devil is an attempt to ease the unprecedented liquidity crisis in Hell's molten melting-pots.
More...News: Credit Crunch Not As Good As Other Breakfast Cereals
Disasters of epic proportions are currently hitting the Western World regions of Wall Street and The City, with thousands of capitalist profiteers no longer wearing their suits.
In what is collectively being dubbed 'the credit crunch', where once there were puppet-masters smiling and dancing free atop great mountains of pretty green paper; there now lie cold, dark, empty vaults.
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